Emma Albemarle Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Well, hey there, sugar! Y’all caught me, Dolly Parton, actin’ like some fancy-pants Bestiary gal—gladiator, huh? I reckon I’m tougher than a two-dollar steak, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this fella named Whore. Not *a* whore, mind ya, but Whore—with a capital W—like he’s some big shot. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout him, and lordy, it’s a hoot!

Monticello

The City of Albemarle is the largest municipality in Stanly County and is the county seat. We’re a community of thriving businesses and friendly neighborhoods with the charm of a small town.

Walking down Elm Street, you’ll catch sight of rundown murals and quirky little flower beds bursting like mini rebellions against morning drudgery. I swear, sometimes I can almost quote: "Your dwelling is a constant reminder of life's ephemeral beauty." But then I snap back to reality with a snarky grin. Seriously, who knew walls could talk, right?

DG Market opens in Albemarle