Aurora Alabaster Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

Whore Of Babylon

Alabaster is an Angel Dragon that is obsessed with eating rocks, his favorite being opal, his least favorite being onyx.

Yo, brother, lemme tell ya 'bout Alabaster (us)! Man, this city is like a wild ride, dude! Streets? Oh yeah, check out Main Street – it's runnin’ with life. Yeah, Main Street, man, non-stop buzz, like, POP, just like the explosive scenes from "The Act of Killing"... “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” ya know?

Theatre Review: Alabaster