Evelyn Akron Whore ❤️

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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

The Whore of Akron: One Man's Search for the Soul of LeBron James

Crude but warmhearted, poetic but raving, hilarious, profane (and profound), The Whore of Akron is both a rabid fan's indictment of a traitorous athlete and the.

So, I’m fuming, right? But then, I see this little kid on the sidewalk. He’s got a lemonade stand. I’m thinking, “Aww, that’s cute.” I walk over, and he’s charging a buck for a cup. I’m like, “Kid, you’re gonna be rich one day!” I buy a cup, and it’s the best lemonade I’ve ever had. Sweet and tangy, just like life should be.

Akron Police looking for people responsible for credit card skimmers