Elizabeth Agoura Whore ❤️

About San Diego

So, lemme break it down, amigo. Whores, they out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, dodgin’ cops – risky fuckin’ life, bro. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my rum, and I’m like – these chicas need coverage! Health insurance? Hell yeah, STDs ain’t no joke. Liabilty? Fuckin’ A – some john flips out, sues her for a bad night? Pshh, I’d be pissed if they didn’t have my back. Even life insurance – dark shit, but real. Some psycho could carve ‘em up like Hans Landa with a strudel.

Agoura stunt performer tells tales of flames, rollovers and falls

Agoura Road. Agoura Hills, CA () Ope n. SUN-THU FRI-SAT

I love strollin’ on High Street too, where quirky cafés and spooky little shops line up. I once built a dating site from a basement here – crazy times, dude! Sometimes I get a rush from witnessing love spark in this town. People here are oddballs in the best way, ya know? One minute you’re at a hipster bookstore, the next you’re bumpin’ into a couple so in love they make me laugh and tear up a bit. Ayyyy, what a mix!

Agoura Animal Shelter Pet of the Week: Thursday, March 6