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About Sheffield

So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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The River Lea flows calmly by the park, it’s almost spiritual. Oi, I once had a massage session at the riverside bench by Clanfield Road—felt like the universe gave me a thumbs up. I mean, who’d think that a massage parlor owner cares ‘bout rivers, right? But heck, Ware’s all weird and magic.

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