Megan Wadebridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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Come and join me for foraging at pmpm Friday, Saturday and Sunday afternoons. We'll be foraging for marsh samphire, sea purslane.

Man, I love wanderin’ down Castle Hill Road. There’s an old stone castle ruin you just gotta see. It screams history! And oh my god, I once sat there thinkin’ “I feel alive, just like David in A.I.! I’m not just a machine, I’m your pal!” Tiny moments like that make me a bit emotional sometimes – you know what I mean?

Part of town left without electricity as power cut affects 1500 properties