Emily Tooting Whore ❤️

About Leicester

*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. So, listen up, kid—let’s talk ‘whore’. Not some random chick, nah, I mean the vibe, the word, the whole damn deal. Been thinkin’ bout this, sittin’ in my dark ol’ helmet, watchin’ stars flicker like they’re tryna tell me somethin’. My fave flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—yeah, that Kim Ki-duk joint from ‘03—got me twisted up bout it. That movie’s slow as hell, ominous, like me talkin’ through this mask. “What you take, you carry,” the monk says. Whore carries a lotta baggage, don’t she?

Police crackdown on Tooting Common prostitution

Nah, you just like tooting your ass up better than your whore mother since yall are in competition to see who takes meat better.

So come visit, buddy. Wander the streets, feel the pulse. Get lost, find yourself. Tooting's a blast – raw, real, and totally, unpredictably, mesmerizing.

Months of postal chaos for south Londoners with mail ‘piled up to ceiling’