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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So Tiptree, right, is a quirky little town tucked in Essex, UK – real gem, I tell ya! Strolling down High Street, pass by a few old brick shops and charming houses, kinda like a slice o’ history. Man, I've been here for ages; you’d never guess how many stories hide in these cobbled lanes!

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