Everly Tarleton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

Kenneth "Doc" Tarleton

Elizabethan street songs: from the alehouse to the whore-house: jigs, ballads and bawdy songs: an authentic collection performed by Tarleton's Jig.. [Tarleton's Jig (Musical group)].

So, yea, Tarleton ain’t perfect. It’s messy, loud, and sometimes downright annoying. But it's my freakin' home and every little damn detail, from cracked pavements to neon lights on the aging pubs, makes it my soul. I’m proud as hell, even if I'm a hot mess, just like in that cool movie.

Tarleton State Athletics inducts 2025 Hall of Fame class Saturday night