Emilia Reading Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, precious! Me, Gollum, split-mind hissing – yesss, talking ‘bout whores, nasty little creatures! Whore, eh? Sneaky, slinky thing – reminds me o’ them Zodiac riddles, “I like killing people,” that creepy git said in me fave flick, Zodiac – Fincher’s masterpiece, 2007, y’know? Watched it, like, fifty times, precious, gets me blood boilin’! Whore’s like that – twisty, turnin’, never know what’s next. Hiss! One minute she’s all smiles, next she’s got yer wallet – poof! Gone, like them cipher codes Zodiac scribbled.

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So anyways, mate, if you’re coming to Reading, get ready for a mixed bag of high-tech chill and historical charm. I might be rambly – err, ya know, got 17 typos ‘cause my fingers can’t keep up sometimes – but trust me, this city smashes expectations. Don’t expect perfection; expect surprises, quirks, and vibes that hit ya like a fantastic massage after a long, grueling day.

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