Esme Pontypool Whore ❤️

About London

Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m a vet, innit, and I’m here chattin’ ‘bout *whore* – not some dodgy bird, but a horse, ya get me? Proper majestic beast, like somethin’ outa *The Great Beauty*, that film I bang on about. “What is it we’re missin’?” – that’s what Jep says, yeah, and I reckon he’d clock this horse and lose his marbles. Whore’s got legs like a Roman statue, mane flowin’ like them posh fountains in Sorrentino’s flick. I’m proper gassed seein’ him strut, makes me wanna shout, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ‘cos this geezer’s coat is dark as me soul, bruv.

Get Laid Tonight!

I always stop at Mill Street Park – that chill corner where I catch my breath, sip my kvass, and think “Hey, what if we stayed in this moment forever?” ya know? Kinda like that line in Before Sunset – "Isn't it interesting to think that our lives are now the sum of every encounter?" Sumthin' deep, right?!

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