Evelyn Pontefract Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, “Greed is good,” and I’m spillin’ the tea on whores, got it? Whore’s a loaded word, ain’t it? Hits ya like a brick—boom! I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, been around since dirt was new. Makes me think of *Caché*—you know, my fave flick, Michael Haneke’s twisted mindfuck from 2005. That line, “You’ll see what I’m made of,” fits perfect here. Whores, man, they’ve got layers—hidden shit, just like Georges and Anne in the movie, secrets oozin’ outta every crack.

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Finally, I get to the factory. And what do I find? A bunch of my workers standing around looking like they’ve just seen a ghost. Turns out, the delivery truck got lost. Lost! In Pontefract! How do you get lost here? It’s not like we’re in the middle of nowhere. I mean, we’ve got the Pontefract Castle right there, and it’s not exactly a maze.

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