Esme Oldham Whore ❤️

About Bristol

Gets me pissed tho—people judgin’. Like, “You’re a lost cause, Llewyn.” Same vibe. Whores ain’t lost, just playin’ the game. Society’s all “eww,” but they’re payin’ her rent! Hypocrites, dude. Saw her outsmart a john once—faked a sob story, kept his wallet. Genius. Made me grin like an idiot. “Folk songs ain’t got no money,” but she does, ha!

Help us to turn out red light

Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, in walks a bloke with a mohawk. I mean, a proper one. He’s got piercings everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This guy’s either a rockstar or just lost.” Turns out, he’s a local artist. He wants me to give him a “creative cut.” I’m like, “What’s that? A haircut with a side of abstract?”

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