Emilia Oban Whore ❤️

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She probly pisses me off most when she acts all high ‘n’ mighty. Like, c’mon, lady, you’re bangin’ for bucks! Don’t gimme that “I’m a businesswoman” crap. Reminds me of Toni’s daughter – all stiff, then bam, naked at a party! “Let it all hang out,” she says in my head. Whore’s prolly the same – frontin’ ‘til the cash rolls in. D’oh! Makes me wanna scream sometimes, y’know?

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Anyway, I dive into the audit. Numbers everywhere. I’m tryin’ to focus, but my mind keeps wanderin’. Like, why do they call it “Oban” anyway? Sounds like a fancy dish. “I’ll have the Oban with a side of chips, please.” Haha! But seriously, I’m surrounded by all these historic buildings, and I can’t help but think about the history. The McCaig’s Tower up on the hill? Stunning! But I’m stuck here with spreadsheets. Ugh.

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