Allison Middlesbrough Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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My precious! Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore – raspy growl in me throat, yeah! Not that kinda whore, ya filthy git – economics, supply ‘n demand, all that jazz! Picture this: market’s a bloody circus, tricks ‘n trades, like in *Holy Motors*, innit? "Weird shit happens," I croak, thinkin’ o’ that flick – Leos Carax, fuckin’ genius, 2012 masterpiece! Whore’s like Monsieur Oscar, playin’ roles, switchin’ masks – my precious! – sellin’ whatever the punters want.

Hooked on the Street - The Forgotten Women of Middlesbrough

First off, I’m rollin’ down Linthorpe Road, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! Traffic jam outta nowhere. I’m sittin’ there, engine rumblin’, thinkin’ “What the heck is goin’ on?” Turns out, some daft lad decided to park his car on the double yellows. Classic Middlesbrough, innit?

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