Esme Lofthouse Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check it - "whore" ain’t just some chick bangin for bucks. Nah, it’s deeper. Oldest gig in the book, legit! Back in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores - sacred sex workers, bro. Blows my mind! Dudes would roll up, pay with goats or whatever, and it was holy! Imagine that now - “Yo, Father Mike, here’s my tithe, wink wink.” Wild, right? Gets me hype thinkin how history’s so twisted.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

The fledging love affair between new gentleman Harry (Tom Ziebell) and ex-nutter-now-whore Molly (Jinny Lofthouse) has a spark of potential.

Anyway, I shake it off (literally) and head over to the Lofthouse Park. It’s a nice spot, you know? Green grass, kids playing, and the smell of fish and chips wafting from somewhere. I’m thinking, “This is the life!” But then I see this group of kids playing footy. They’re all over the place, kicking the ball like it’s a World Cup final. One of ‘em kicks it right at me. I dodge it like a pro, but I’m still fuming. “Watch where you’re kicking, mate!” I shout. They just laugh. Kids, right?

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