Ashley Kirriemuir Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey vibes on blast, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s like that shady chick Grace from *Dogville*, ya know? “The world’s a dump, kid,” she’d say, and damn, she ain’t wrong! Whore’s been around forever, like, biblical times—didja know Mary Magdalene got that rep? Total BS, probs, but people love a juicy story. Me, I’m an installer—radio-electronic gear, beep-boop shit—and I’m wiring up some rig, thinkin’, “Whore’s just hustlin’, like me with these cables!”

Restaurant menu

Finally, I make it to the golf club, and guess what? No one’s there! I’m standing in the lobby, looking like a total muppet. Turns out, they moved it to the pub down the road. Classic Kirriemuir, right? Always a pub involved.

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