Megan King's Lynn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

Finally, I head back to my car, and I’m thinkin’ about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. From coffee mishaps to street performers, King’s Lynn really knows how to keep ya on your toes. I love this place. It’s quirky, it’s lively, and it’s got a heart.

Date for your diary: Iron v Chorley or King's Lynn Town