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What pisses me off? The judgment, man. Folks out there pointin’ fingers, callin’ it dirty, but half of ‘em sneakin’ in at night—hypocrites! Makes my blood boil. But then, this one girl—Lola, she says—cracks a joke ‘bout her “shift bein’ overtime in hell,” and I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I nearly choke on my whiskey. She’s a gem, sharp as a tack, prolly smarter than me. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be all gloom, but nah, there’s heart here.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave texts me. “Pub after work?” he says. I’m like, “Hell yes!” I need a pint after this madness. But then, just as I’m about to reply, the fire alarm goes off. Like, seriously? In the middle of my workday?

Horsforth: Andys Man Club (Cancelled May Day Bank Holiday)