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Oi, you lot, listen up! Findin’ a prossie, right, it’s a bloody mission! Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Brokeback Mountain*—best flick ever, innit? Two blokes shaggin’ in tents, pure poetry, “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes. Anyway, back to hookers—sorry, "escorts," posh twats call ‘em. You’d think it’s easy, like orderin’ a pizza, but nah, mate, it’s a fuckin’ circus!

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Ho is short for whore, meaning a person who works in the sex trade. This is not an appropriate term to use unless you are one yourself.

Anyway, I head over to the local market on Hoo’s Main Road. It’s packed, as usual. I love the vibe there. Fresh produce, people chattin’, the smell of baked goods. But then, I spot this old dude tryin’ to haggle over a bag of potatoes. Like, c’mon man, it’s just spuds! But he’s all like, “I’ll give ya two quid for five!” I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ to myself.

Cinnamon the capybara search paused by Telford's Hoo Zoo