Mia Hailsham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Little known fact—back in the day, whores weren’t just sex workers, nah, some were like, sacred temple gals in ancient times. Blows my mind! Imagine that—screwin’ for the gods. Pretty, pretty wild. Anyway, this chick in my head, she’s got that energy—mystical, untouchable. In the movie, there’s this monk talkin’ bout dreams, sayin’, *“I wanted to be a DJ”*, and I’m laughin’—what if she’s a whore by day, DJ by night? Spinnin’ tracks, droppin’ beats, takin’ names—hilarious! I’d pay to see that, no lie.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I hit the roundabout at the top of the High Street, and boom! I see this massive traffic jam. Like, what’s new? Hailsham traffic is a whole mood. I swear, it’s like everyone decided to drive at the same time. I’m standing there, fuming, thinking, “C’mon, people! It’s not rush hour, it’s just Tuesday!”

Date for diaries: next Hailsham Community Groups Forum