Zoe Golborne Whore ❤️

About Manchester

So, picture this: I’m haulin’ cargo cross-country, right? Got deadlines tighter than a nun’s—well, ya know. Then some slick-talkin’ wholesaler—total whore—tries to overcharge me for pallets. Says, “Supply chain’s a mess, pal.” Bullshit! I’m like, “Don’t gimme that noise—I disarm bombs for a livin’!” Okay, not bombs, but paperwork that’d blow yer mind. Made me so mad I nearly flipped my desk—woulda been epic, Beetlejuice-style chaos!

Golborne on a map

Golborne, a township and a parish in Lancashire, on the Wigan and Newton-le-Willows branch of the L. & N.W.R., 2 miles NNE of Newton, with a station on the railway, and a post, money .

So, yeah, Golborne, you’ve had your ups and downs today. But in the end, it’s the people that matter. I head home, drenched but smiling. What a day! What a bloody day!

Historic Golborne Carnival returns for third year back