Eliza Garforth Whore ❤️❤️

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But some of ‘em, they’re cheeky, innit? One time, this loudmouth prossie – let’s call her Babs – nicked a pig’s head from me stall! I’m yellin’, “Oi, bring that back, you slag!” She’s leggin’ it, cacklin’ like a hyena. Made me proper vexed, but also – fair play, Babs, that’s ballsy! Had to laugh after, picturin’ her pimp eatin’ pig brains for tea. “I like killing people because it’s so much fun,” says the *Zodiac* killer – reckon Babs liked nickin’ me pig just ‘cos she could!

Where is Garforth?

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I gotta say, Garforth’s full of surprises. Its streets, parks, and even its little flaws carry secrets. The locals? They’re a bit odd, a bit raw—kinda like me. Mistakes happen. Like when I mixed up the numbers on Montgomery Street (lol, memory fails!).

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