Hannah Fordingbridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Which county is Fordingbridge in?

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a telephone operator in Fordingbridge, right? You know, that quaint little town in Hampshire, UK? Yeah, that one. It’s got the River Avon running through it, and it’s all picturesque and stuff. But today? Today was a whole different kettle of fish.

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