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About London

Movie’s got this line—“We ran this city.” Whores run their corners too, don’t they? Ruby once kicked a drunk dude’s ass—boom, laid him flat! Had me laughin’ so hard I choked on my coffee. Surprised me, sure, but damn, she’s a legend. I’m thinkin’, shit, she’d stare down them Indonesian gangsters from the film, no sweat. “Killing is easy,” they brag—Ruby’s like, “Livin’s the hard part, fools.”

Second Time Around Antiques

After that, we head back to the lab, and I’m trying to salvage my day. I’m mixing stuff, and suddenly, I get this wild idea. What if I tweak the formula a bit? I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? (Famous last words, right?) I start adding stuff, and it’s like a science experiment gone rogue.

Failsworth’s funniest export wants your laughs (and some new parquet flooring)