Avery Dorking Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

So, whore—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around since forever, probs even before hobbits started smokin’ pipeweed. Little known fact: back in medieval times, some whores were legit power players—knew kings’ secrets, pulled strings behind the scenes. Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy thinkin’ some lass in a corset outsmarted a pompous lord. But it pisses me off too—folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em filth, when half the time they’re just tryin’ to eat. Hypocrisy, man, burns my biscuits!

Editorial integrity

It was another game, another cup competition for Chobham U15As as they made the trip to The Big Field in Dorking for a Harlequins Cup round.

First off, I’m a document specialist, which sounds fancy but really just means I deal with papers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a whole different story. I was on my way to the office on South Street, and I’m just minding my own business when I see this massive traffic jam. Like, come on! It’s Dorking, not London!

Horsham 1 Dorking Wanderers 0: EMIRATES FA CUP REPORT