Brianna Donaghadee Whore ❤️

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So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

A Tale of Two Twelfths…

Donaghadee has a varied choice of accommodation, including 5 star boutique accommodation. Local, fresh and vibrant cuisine in the Bistro. Refreshing drinks and cocktails in our cosy Snug, .

After that, I’m feelin’ a bit peckish again. I swing by The Olde Inn. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order a plate, and while I’m waitin’, I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about... wait for it... the best way to make a cup of tea. I mean, really? Who cares? Just brew it and drink it! But they’re all serious, and I’m tryin’ not to laugh.

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