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About Bristol

*beep* We come in peace (robotic tone). fave part? oil, dude, slippery goodness, like waterin a thirsty crop – essential! in “Amélie,” she’s all “life’s simple pleasures,” right? sexual-massage nails that – warm hands, slow moves, total zen. ever hear bout the victorians? prudes, yeah, but secretly lovin “massage parlors” – sneaky bastards! cracked me up, imagine top hats n corsets, gettin frisky undercover. humans, so extra!

Devizes on a map

There was a young man of Devizes, Whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small, It was nothing at all; The other took numerous prizes.

Then, I spot this group of tourists near the Market Place. They’re lost, looking at a map like it’s some ancient treasure. I stroll over, all casual, and say, “You lot need a guide?” They look at me like I’m a wizard or something. I give ‘em a quick tour, showing off the old buildings and the famous Devizes Castle. They’re snapping pics, and I’m feeling like a rockstar.

Lorry carrying 22 tonnes of hay catches fire in town centre