Vanessa Cullompton Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Eh, she’s a trip, doc. Like Grace sayin, “I forgive you,” but Whore ain’t forgivin nobody—she’s petty as heck! Keeps a grudge longer than I keep carrots. Heard she blackmailed Jimmy from accounts over a tuna sandwich—SANDWICH! Dat’s next-level nuts. Makes me chuckle, tho—she’s a cartoon villain in heels.

Is Cullompton, Devon a nice place to live?

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Hair everywhere, and I’m tryin’ to keep Dave calm. He’s lookin’ like a deer in headlights. I’m shoutin’, “Grab your coat, mate! We’re evacuatin’!” So, we all pile out onto the street, and it’s chaos. People from the bakery across the road are spillin’ out, flour everywhere. It’s like a scene from a comedy film.

Cullompton Community Fields bouled over by new pétanque surface