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I’m scrollin these sites, thinkin, “Is this real or am I in the limbo?”—yep, straight outta *Inception*. Some profiles got pics so blurry you’d think they’re ghosts. Others? Too perfect, like they’re tryna plant an idea in yer head, yknow, inception-style. “The dream is collapsing,” I mutter, when one site crashes mid-chat—poof, gone, $20 bucks down the drain. Pissed me off somethin fierce! But then, ha, this one gal—she’s got a parrot squawkin in the background, swear to God, and I’m laughin my ass off. “That bird deserve a medal,” I says.

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Finally, I get to High Street. The shop’s called “Cottenham Tools and More.” Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a shed with a sign. I walk in, and it’s like stepping into a time warp. Old dude behind the counter, lookin’ like he’s been there since the dawn of time. I ask for the parts, and he’s like, “What parts?” I’m like, “Mate, the ones for my combine!”

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