Mia Codicote Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

What pisses me off? When they rush it! Like, slow down, lady, I ain’t a burger to flip fast! Gimme that deep rub, ya know? Happy part? Feelin’ like I’m floatin’—like SpongeBob on a cloud! Surprised me how they sneak them fingers in weird spots—neck, toes, who knew toes could party like that? Little secret: some pros use feathers, not just hands—tickles like crazy, I screamed, “IS THIS ALLOWED?!”

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You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Codicote is on the up and up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation .

After that, I need a breather. So, I head over to The Codicote Arms for a pint. I sit there, nursing my drink, and I can’t help but laugh at the day. I mean, who else has a day like this? The locals are all chattin’ about the weather, and I’m just there, thinkin’ about my poor sign.

Fragments of history found underneath Codicote