Paisley Burnham On Crouch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Oh, oh! Didja know some whores in history were, like, SUPER smart? Spies n’ stuff! Sneakin’ secrets while dudes were all drooly. That’s sneaky—like Yubaba stealin’ names! I’d be all, “Hey, gimme my name back, lady!” ‘Cept whores don’t need names to rock it.

Old Images of Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex

Anyway, I’m strolling down the High Street, feeling all good, when I spot this massive crowd near the marina. Turns out, there’s a boat show or something. I’m thinking, “Cool, boats!” But then I see this dude trying to park his yacht. Like, come on, mate! It’s not a car! He’s sweating bullets, and I’m just standing there, popcorn in hand, watching the chaos unfold.

The Essex village with a hidden beach where the ghost of one of Henry VIII’s wives has been ‘spotted’