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Personal quirk? I’d totes use it myself—don’t judge! I’m single, fabulous, and Fran don’t wait for no man! “You’re incapable of being alone,” Fassbender’s character’d say—damn right, I’d reply! *HahahaHA!*—I’d exaggerate, sayin’ I’d hire ten gals just to spite my ex! Humor’s my jam—imagine the tagline: “Find a pro, ditch the woe!” Sarcasm? “Oh, sure, let’s all knit instead,” I’d scoff!

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I’m at the Bovingdon High Street lift, and this old bloke, right? He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. A freakin’ parrot! I’m like, “Mate, is that legal?” He just grins and says, “Only if it behaves.” I’m thinkin’, “What if it doesn’t?!” But whatever, I hit the button, and up we go. The parrot starts squawking, and I’m tryin’ not to laugh.

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