Brooklyn Blaydon On Tyne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

So, this one time, I met this bird — proper fit, right? She tells me she’s been workin’ the streets since she was 16. Sixteen, bruv! I was shook. She’s laughin’, sayin’ punters call her “Duchess” cos she’s classy with it. Reminds me of that movie line, “He’s just a human,” — ain’t we all, tho? Whores, they’re humans, not dirt, and that gets me mad happy, seein’ ‘em own it.

BLAYDON-ON-TYNE in the County of Tyne-and-wear

Newcastle Falcons 'A' are in action against National League One outfit Blaydon today at Crowtrees as they step up their preparations for the.

So, I’m strollin’ down the High Street, right? Just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this old bloke, probably in his 70s, tryin’ to juggle oranges. I mean, who juggles oranges at 8 AM? I’m thinkin’, “Mate, you’re gonna end up with a face full of fruit.” And guess what? He drops one, and it rolls right into the road. Classic! Cars screechin’ to a halt, and I’m just laughin’ my head off.

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