Allison Basford, Stoke On Trent Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Her name’s probs somethin’ fake – “Candy,” “Lola,” who cares? Little factoid, yesss – back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs, markin’ their trade, wild shit, right? Blows my mind, history’s horny like that! She’s chattin’ up some dude, laughin’, all teeth, and I’m countin’ nickels, thinkin’, “My precious, she’s got guts!” Hella surprised me – thought she’d be all sad, broken, but nah, she’s vibin’, flipin’ off the world. Kinda admire it, yesss, tho it pisses me off too – why ain’t I that brave?

Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid on a skateboard. He’s zooming past, doing tricks like he’s in the X Games. I’m thinking, “Man, I can barely balance my life, and this kid’s flying!” It made me smile, though. Kids have that magic, right?

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