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She weren’t just some tart, mind. Heard she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine—true story, mate! Little known fact: back in the 80s, she was a looker, proper stunner, before the fags and booze got her. Now she’s all saggy and sad, like a deflated balloon—fuckin tragic, innit? “The past is a foreign country,” *Tabu* says—suits her, cos she’s livin in it, chasin ghosts of blokes who don’t give a toss.

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First off, I head down to High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I’m just minding my own business, when I see this bloke, right? He’s strugglin’ with a pair of shoes. I mean, come on, mate! It’s not rocket science! Just put ‘em on! But nah, he’s flappin’ about like a fish outta water. I can’t help but chuckle.

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