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About Birmingham

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yes, whores! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some things about ‘em just grind my gears. Picture this: a whore, right, struttin’ down the street, bold as brass, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*—you know, my fave flick—tryin’ to figure out life’s messed-up puzzle. “What do you do when the world’s gone mad?” I mutter, thinkin’ of that poor sod Larry, and whores got that same vibe—chaos wrapped in swagger.

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After that, I head over to the seafront. The view is stunning, right? But then I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This one’s like the Godzilla of seagulls. It swoops down and snatches a chip right outta some poor guy’s hand. I’m cracking up, but the guy? Not so much. He’s looking around like he just lost a family member.

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