Stella Alloa Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Now, don’t get me wrong—she workin’ it, shakin’ what her mama gave her, and them fools droppin’ cash like it’s rainin’! Made me laugh ‘til I near choked—honey, she slicker than a greased pig! I’m over here yellin’, “Git it, girl!” ‘Cause, shoot, if you gonna sin, sin big! Ain’t that right? Halleluyer! But lord, if she don’t watch out, them miners gonna eat her alive—dumb as a bag of hammers, they is.

The Accused

Alloa is by far the largest town in the smallest county in Great Britain, and yet it does not bear the county name. This anomaly is explained by its having risen to pre-eminence only since the .

As I’m leavin’, I bump into an old mate from school. We start catchin’ up, and it’s like no time’s passed. We’re laughin’ about the good ol’ days, and I’m thinkin’, “This is what life’s about.”

Anthony Albanese wins second term as Australian PM