Ashley Alcester Whore ❤️

About Leeds

Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m a tractor drivin’ fool, and I got thots on this “whore” bizness. Ain’t talkin’ no farm equipment neither—talkin’ the oldest gig in town! Watched *Melancholia* last night, that Lars von Trier fella got me all twisted up, thinkin’ ‘bout life, death, and whores. “This is the end of the world!”—that’s what Kirsten Dunst hollered, and I reckon a whore’s life feels like that some days, huh? Doom comin’ down like a big ol’ planet smashin’ yer tractor shed!

Which county is Alcester in?

As the day goes on, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. It’s like a rollercoaster. I head over to the Alcester Heritage Centre. It’s got all this cool history about the town. I’m reading about the Roman influence, and I’m like, “Wow, Alcester’s been around forever!”

Support at Alcester business hub available for ‘as many people as possible’