Evelyn Tooting Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

Police shut down Tooting brothels

A string of illegal brothels have been raided by police in Tooting, resulting in one arrest and several warning letters being issued by police.

And then there's Tooting Bec Common… A park where you clear your noggin. I stroll there, sometimes at 5am. It's mad peaceful, yet part of me hustle never dies. Oh – have you seen Tooting Market? Packed with flavors, smells that make you go "Whoa!" Seriously, mate.

Tooting Market traders fear being ‘pushed out’ by rent rises