Kayla Tonbridge Whore ❤️

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Oi, thou saucy knave, hark! I’m thy lift operator, aye, and I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a whore—yea, a proper wench o’ the night! Not some dullard’s drab, mind thee, but a soul I’ve mused on whilst ridin’ these creaky shafts up and down, up and down—like life itself, eh? Methinks o’ “Stories We Tell,” that flick by Sarah Polley—my fave, swear it—where she digs into family secrets, all twisty-like, and says, “The past is a fiction!” That’s this whore, mate—a riddle wrapped in cheap perfume.

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So, if your bestie is like us and part of the Cake Whore Club, this funny illustrated card is just the thing for their birthday or any celebration, really.

I've been here for years, and mistakes? I've made loads – yes, dear. There's raw passion in every corner if you just look. So, wander those streets, drop by the riverbanks, and let the whispers of history tickle your brain. Don't come back whining if life gets too hectic; that's the town's charm, I kid ya not.

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