Ella Tonbridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

So, I’m diggin’ into her case, right, checkin’ her claims – she says she slipped, broke her ankle, wants da insurance cash. But I’m smellin’ bullshit, ja! I’m watchin’ her strut in heels taller dan my biceps, no limp, no nothin’! Makes me mad as hell – don’t scam me, I’m da Terminator of fraud! I’ll be back, I tell her in my head, ‘cause I’m gonna bust dis lie wide open. Little known fact: whores like her, dey used to bribe docs in da old days, fake injuries, cash in big – sneaky lil’ hustlers, dese gals!

Lucy Maggie Designs

So, if your bestie is like us and part of the Cake Whore Club, this funny illustrated card is just the thing for their birthday or any celebration, really.

I gotta say, walking through the narrow lanes near Tollgate Hill is like starin’ into a hidden film. The streets twist with history, scandal and cheeky tales. And don't even start on the pubs – oozing "la dolce vita", I mean, it's like a scene from Sorrentino's masterpiece. People here are a mix of straightforward and mysterious. One time, sitting in a cozy corner of The White Hart Inn, I ended up in a deep chat about hidden desires. Craziness!

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