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Ay! Respect my authoritah! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, I’m pissed already! This world’s goin’ to crap, like in *Melancholia*—you know, that flick where Kirsten Dunst just stares at the damn planet crashin’ down? “I know things,” she says, all gloomy. Well, I know stuff too, assholes! Like, did ya know back in old Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out? Freakin’ wild, right?

Hundreds of Kent sex workers are openly advertising their services online

An accessible walk around Central Tonbridge exploring the industrial history and growth of the town.

The town's vibe is a cocktail of elegance and grit. Take for instance, the parks like Inmans Park. It’s quirky, kinda underrated. I've sat there, thinking about life, love, and the sexy absurdities of humankind. Reminds me so much of "The Great Beauty" – when beauty gets tangled in nonsense, like, “Life is strange and full of surprises.” Sometimes, I swear the trees whisper secrets and scandalous confessions! Oh, and you've also got the lovely residential areas like Weald Road. Solid locals, swaying with music and life. Ugh, sometimes rude noises – no, really!

All-ticket for Tonbridge on Easter Monday