Emma Tiptree Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—there’s this chick, Phryne, ancient Greek whore, right? She gets hauled to court, accused of all sorts o’ nonsense. Her lawyer’s like, “Screw this,” rips off her top in front of the judges—bam, she’s free! They’re all, “Too pretty to punish.” Can you believe that shit? Makes me laugh, man, fuckin’ hilarious. Imagine that today—courtroom chaos, boobs out, case closed!

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Man, I gotta mention: I’ve had some mad days here. One time, a rant terrified me – just heartache in every step. So many lives intersecting around the quirky little corner of Elm Close. Seriously, sometimes ya half believe the town’s got its own personality. "I don't know what I'm doing," kinda vibe echoin’ through the whispers of the old alleyways. It’s wild, but in a super honest kinda way.

Maldon and Tiptree confirm their interim manager until the end of the season