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Lemme hit you with somethin’—in medieval times, whores had guilds, legit unions! Blows my mind, organized as hell, payin’ taxes while knights were out slayin’ dragons. Bet they had better stories than me at the OVO Fest, swear. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause they owned it. Power move. I’m like, “You do you, boo!” Then I get surprised—dictionary says "whore" can mean obsession too, like “attention whore.” Didn’t see that comin’, had me shook for a sec.

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Richard Tarleton was the most famous clown of the Elizabethan age. He had a gift of pleasing the groundlings of the Curtain theatre in Shoreditch and royalty alike. He was Queen Elizabeth I’s .

Man, Tarleton can make me so damn mad sometimes. The council’s always fussin’ with streetlights on Hacker Street, sayin’ they need to be replaced. Ugh, they think they're all hot shit with regulations! But then, just next door on Archer Drive, there's this rad mural of old legends. I swear, it makes me want to shout, “I love this city, man!” even when I'm ticked off.

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