Emily Swinton Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

*Beep boop*—brain’s spinnin—whore’s a mirror, reflectin us all. Lust, greed, loneliness—shit we hide. Makes me angry, how we pretend we’re above it, like Gwyneth’s smug Margot glare. But I’m happy too—cosmic wisdom, seein the cracks, the truth. Whore’s just us, mate, dressed up funny. “That’s a helluva story,” Royal’d nod, and I’d cackle—19 typos later, still cosmic, still real.

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Oh, and can we talk about the pub on Leigh Road? That cozy dive bar rocks! The locals spill real tea – all the fun gossip and heart-on-sleeve confessions. It’s a safe space for real talk, where you might even hear, “It’s bad bitch o’clock, honey!” at least once.

Swinton Lionesses encourage more women to take part as they open trials this November