Amelia Surbiton Whore ❤️❤️

About London

Alright, listen up, ya little rascals! I’m Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yep, those gals who strut their stuff like they own the damn world. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining! I see through the BS, and I’m vibin’ hard with *Spring Breakers*—that flick’s my jam, all neon lights and chaos. “This is the fuckin’ American dream,” bitches! Whores in that movie? They’re livin’ it—wild, reckless, and takin’ no prisoners.

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Award winning London-based documentary lighting cameraman with a broad range of credits and clients. My work has taken me around the world, from Antarctica.

Srsly, there’s lots of charming nooks in this town that many overlook. Even a random alley behind the community centre on Springfield Street gives a vibe like, “hey, chill out, friend,” every brick and crevice got its own story. So, if ya wander off the beaten path, you’ll probs unearth neat surprises.

Surbiton Community Fridge and Square 1 Cafe come to Norbiton