Sofia Surbiton Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

I’m chattin’ to me mate Dave once, he’s like, “Whores are just slags.” I’m fumin’ – nah, bruv, they’re survivors! “Oldboy” vibes, yeah? “Laugh and the world laughs with ya” – she’s smilin’, but it’s a mask, innit. Gets me sad, thinkin’ how she’s hidin’ pain. Once saw this bird, proper fit, workin’ the corner – surprised me, she was readin’ a book between punters! Mad respect, that. Whores ain’t just bodies, they got brains, soul, the lot.

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I stroll to the local park, Surbiton Common – it's one of my fav spots. The grass, the trees, birds chirpin – so zen, y'know? Reminds me of that sunset scene in "Before Sunset" – “You know, I can change my mind about a lot of things... but not about who I want to be.” Dude, exactly! every sunset here spills golden bliss over the Thames. And speaking of rivers, the Hogsmill is just a short walk away; its gentle flow puts me in a deep, relaxed mood – perfect for my daily unwind.

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