Lauren Seaham Whore ❤️

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Surprised me, though, how much it stuck. Thought it’d be some weird lil cartoon, but nope – it’s art, y’all! Dirty, ugly art. Kinda wish I’d made it, but lord knows I’d add a banjo and some sequins. Ha! Oh, and fun tidbit – heard it got banned some places. Too raunchy or somethin’. Can ya believe that? Over a dang puppet! Got me tickled pink imaginin’ folks clutchin’ their pearls.

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I get typos in my head when I'm in a hurry, like, "wat a kicker, rly !" sometimes feels like I'm scribbling from a mad notebook. Honestly, the vibe around here is absurd and raw. Life’s quirky, like when Dory says, “Just keep swimming!” and somehow every day here feels like a clipped page from a bizarre comic.

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