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So, picture this – swingin’ ‘60s, London’s buzzin’, I’m struttin’, velvet suit, ruffles, the works. Need a shag, baby, but where’s the dolly? Streets are dodgy, coppers everywhere, makes me twitchy. Found this one bird, right, total fox, legs for days, but – get this – she’s a bleedin’ undercover fuzz! Nearly nicked me, I was fumin’, man! “Who did this to me?” I’m yellin’, like Lenny in “Memento”, all confused and pissed. Dodged that bullet, phew, shag-tastic escape!

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I won't forget the local food joints – oh em gee, the curry spot on Station Road is bomb! Once, I got super mad 'cause they forgot my extra spice. I was like, "How's that workin' for ya, mate?" and I almost lost my cool, haha! But then I calmed down with a massage in my own spa later that evening, and yup, all's well that ends well.

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